The Amp Garage

Why is playing football like losing your virginity?

You end up bruised, tired, and hurting; but at least your dad came

I thought it sounded a little 'ratty'

So, did you get anything? I may have bought one of these

Nine months on the attack list? It's like an 8 lb 6 oz, tiny infant newborn virus. I will call him Mally, the malware. They grow up so fast!

Thanks government

Did you know that chickens die after having sex?
At least, the one I fucked did...

*TRIGGERED*

I wants a latch

Water, air, fire, earth!
Printed magnets, how do they work?

What does a robot do after a one night stand?
Nuts and bolts

Mmmmmmm chicken

I got food poisoning the other day, I don't know when I'm going to use it

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

I was real hesitant to buy a composite frame, glad I did. Its light but still feels like a tank. Put 250 rounds through her the other day, not one hiccup. Also considered the new American model but it was out of my budget.

Can't go wrong with Ruger (but I am a fanboy)

I recently just picked up a ruger sr9 9mm. Looked at some 1911s, did not like, too clunky and heavy. This is my first striker fire pistol and it is serious tits.

Two 17 round mags and a holster, brand new I paid ~$430

Cbass 4 prez!!