Why is playing football like losing your virginity?
You end up bruised, tired, and hurting; but at least your dad came
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- Thu Jun 02, 2016 2:02 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
- Sun May 29, 2016 5:01 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Pest control
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2011
Re: Pest control
I thought it sounded a little 'ratty'
- Thu May 05, 2016 4:02 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: NGD!
- Replies: 75
- Views: 16552
Re: NGD!
So, did you get anything? I may have bought one of these
- Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:29 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Nine months on the attack site list
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3723
Re: Nine months on the attack site list
Nine months on the attack list? It's like an 8 lb 6 oz, tiny infant newborn virus. I will call him Mally, the malware. They grow up so fast!
- Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:36 pm
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Politically Incorrect Jokes
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2239
Re: Politically Incorrect Jokes
Thanks government
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:23 pm
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
Re: Dirty jokes
Did you know that chickens die after having sex?
At least, the one I fucked did...
At least, the one I fucked did...
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:50 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
Re: Dirty jokes
*TRIGGERED*
- Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:01 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Fucking magnets. Fucking PROGRAMMABLE magnets!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1073
Re: Fucking magnets. Fucking PROGRAMMABLE magnets!
I wants a latch
Water, air, fire, earth!
Printed magnets, how do they work?
Water, air, fire, earth!
Printed magnets, how do they work?
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:22 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
Re: Dirty jokes
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
Nuts and bolts
Nuts and bolts
- Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:21 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: What's Wrong With This Picture?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3847
Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?
Mmmmmmm chicken
- Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:32 pm
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
Re: Dirty jokes
I got food poisoning the other day, I don't know when I'm going to use it
- Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:04 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Dirty jokes
- Replies: 56
- Views: 14241
Re: Dirty jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A stick
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:13 pm
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: NGD!
- Replies: 75
- Views: 16552
Re: NGD!
I was real hesitant to buy a composite frame, glad I did. Its light but still feels like a tank. Put 250 rounds through her the other day, not one hiccup. Also considered the new American model but it was out of my budget.
Can't go wrong with Ruger (but I am a fanboy)
Can't go wrong with Ruger (but I am a fanboy)
- Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:37 pm
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: NGD!
- Replies: 75
- Views: 16552
Re: NGD!
I recently just picked up a ruger sr9 9mm. Looked at some 1911s, did not like, too clunky and heavy. This is my first striker fire pistol and it is serious tits.
Two 17 round mags and a holster, brand new I paid ~$430
Two 17 round mags and a holster, brand new I paid ~$430
- Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:41 am
- Forum: Garage Talk
- Topic: Jefferson for President
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4787
Re: Jefferson for President
Cbass 4 prez!!