Woodworker Humor

[JazzGuitarGimp]

Note to self!

[xtian]

Note to surgeon: "THIS LEG"...."NOT THIS LEG!"

[JazzGuitarGimp]

Why do you think plastic surgeons use all those lines with circles and arrows, and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one is?

[Winder]

In my somewhat limited experience, I'd say that still doesn't guarantee a thing.

[JazzGuitarGimp]

In my somewhat limited experience, I'd say that still doesn't guarantee a thing.

Don't think for a minute I haven't already thought of that. It's gotten to the point where, in the 10 seconds it takes to get from one room to another, I completely forget what I went into the next room for. Lesson to the young: Don't get old; yer not gonna like it!

[ChopSauce]

Don't think for a minute I haven't already thought of that. It's gotten to the point where, in the 10 seconds it takes to get from one room to another, I completely forget what I went into the next room for ...

Welcome into my world!
(sorry )

[Phil_S]

LOL! I'm ashamed to admit it. Two times in row! BTDT.

[Winder]

I hear you. A lot of times, I'm thinking about so many different things that I'm on to the next when I want to remember the previous. It's maddening.

[Guy77]

Note to surgeon: "THIS LEG"...."NOT THIS LEG!"

Happened at a Hospital close to where I live a few years ago.
My cousin was an ambulance driver and this happened to a patient at a hospital he would often bring patients too!

Cheers

Guy!

[Winder]

Happened across the state in Tampa a few years ago. Of course, once the wrong leg was gone they still had to take the "correct" leg. The second surgery was harder to mess up.

[Bill Moore]

I tell my kids, "even hard drives run slower when their information level is almost full"!
"If you had as much information as I have stored, you too would take a little longer to process it"!

[Geeze]

To borrow a saying from the gun industry - Table saw blades have the right of way!!!

Russ