two things that matter and three things that dont

[Reeltarded]

if you want to live like a modern monkey.

1. Mimic everyone else and pretend you invented yourself.
2. Ethics

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1. Intelligence
2. Friends
3. Tang

[cbass]

Tang became popular after the Apollo mission used it. They should have called it moontang.

[xtian]

I pick and choose my modern monkey behaviors. Grooming? Check. Grooming others? Not so much.

Happy Caturda—uh, Sun-monkey-day!

[Reeltarded]

when I was an astronaught kid.. we ate tang right out of the bottle..

spoontang

I will not groom others. I also do not groom or shower or anything like that because someone might think if I am groomed I might help them out.

No

I might give soap gifts to the dirty. That's possible.

[LeeMo]

What do retired astronauts drink for breakfast to stay regular........
prunetang.

[stelligan]

When I was a youngun, we drank it while we watched the Saturday morning funnies.

cartoon Tang.....

[jam-mill]

Modern rappers got a hold of it and, well...

wu-tang clan

[Reeltarded]

Prunetang sounds like powdered Dr Pepper.

No.Way