Need money to see the Rolling Stones...

[Kinkless Tetrode 66]

It is my dream in life to see the Rolling Stones live once! Unfortunately, I do not currently have the 379.54 euro (~$522) to see them live with a friend in Dusseldorf (broke student...). Could you please help me? I hate asking for money but in this case, I am willing to ask people so that I can go. Could you please send money to "nw571420@gmail.com" to help me. This is not a scam! If I am able to go, I swear I will post pictures and video. Can you please help me make my dream come true? Thanks.

[10thTx]

How about getting a job and earning enough money to take yourself to a rock concert! I think that would be a more honorable dream.

10thtx

[cbass]

I need donations for a penis reduction surgery.

[Zippy]

YouTube is the real deal and you won't feel so ripped off.

[Leo_Gnardo]

For all that loot you might be very disappointed. The Rolling Stones have edited some of their songs, considering how long-in-the-tooth they've become. Some examples: "Hey You Get Off Of My Lawn" and "You Can't Always Eat What You Want." Geezer rock. Find some pub with a Stones cover band, pay $5 cover and save enough to pay your rent or mortgage even after buying a couple adult beverages.

Honest to goodness, they're rich enough. Last time thru the US $750 tickets. Here's a surprise: they had trouble selling out some of their shows. If you can call that trouble for billionaires. I'm sure the Glimmer Twins' reaction was "SO WHAT."

[Jana]

Oh Leo, you started something with the song list:

Sympathy for the Proctologist

Wake Me Up

Paint it Plaid

Can't You Hear Me Wheezing

Let it Fester

[johnnyreece]

I need donations for a penis reduction surgery.

My wife says I could use what you don't need.

[vibratoking]

What's worse than the Stones overcharging? This sight being polluted by a guy standing on the corner with a cup. Dude, WTFU or Dream on...oh you probably need money for that too.

[Blackburn]

Here, we send money to people that can really use it, for things such as medical procedures that may save a life. Will seeing the Stones save your life?

[Leo_Gnardo]

What's worse than the Stones overcharging? This sight being polluted by a guy standing on the corner with a cup.

It's a Beggar's Banquet, innit?

I t'ink our friend K.T.66 is winding us up. But hey it's fun so let's keep going.

Jana, I have to give credit to "The Capitol Steps" comedy troupe for those, and they have lots more - they sing the songs in shortened versions with altered lyrics. I think one of their skits had Senator McCain singing "Off Of My Lawn" and then the reply "which one?"

Your titles are also terrific, lotta laffs!

[Gibsonman63]

Angie -(oplasty)
Can't you hear me rocking
Jumping Jack Rash



I need money to retire so I can build more amps. Donations?

[NickC]

Dancing With Mr. D(epends)

Heart of GallStone

Shatturd

Ventilator Blues (no alternation needed)

Wild Nurses

When The Blip Comes Down

[martin manning]

Gimmie Seltzer.

[xtian]

Guess I'll chime in, 'cause y'all missed the most obvious:

You Can't Always Get What You Want. Bitches.

And You Can't Always Get UP When You've Fallen.

[martin manning]

Time Is Not on My side.

Sleep Fighting Man.