women

[Structo]

I love it when my wife starts a conversation with me, only she starts it in the middle.

I'm clever enough to figure out what she is talking about, but it's more fun to say, what are you talking about?
or, can you start from the beginning, please?

My wife can speak at a rapid clip, I haven't timed her yet.

But, God love her (as I do), she can talk fast and often.

I have a limit of one thousand words a day that I can hear, after that I just start shutting down...

[eniam rognab]

yup

[LeeMo]

yep!

[Blackburn]

^^^

[John_P_WI]

I've refrained from this thread... But as a divorced guy who was taken to the cleaners, this is soooo true - and now I have neither

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[stretch2011]

hahaha john the advice given to me by all divorced men was this.
DONT GET MARRIED
INSTEAD every ten years or so fin a woman you absolutely hate and buy her a house.

Now whats funny is the advice from all men that have been married for the past 20+ years was " keep your dick in your pants, and stay away from women."

[Lousyatit]

Like one of my friends said, " If they didn't have a coochie, the dumpsters would be full of them!"

[sixstringer]

The car is WAY, WAY cheaper.

[DonMoose]

Women are the only reason I bother continuing to breathe.

Married - and divorced - a Texas girl. It was never very good.

Married a Charlotte girl who fits me perfectly. The three most wonderful things she ever said to me were, "Yes," "Oh, go buy a guitar," and "Oh, go buy a Miata."

It's been ten years and I still get dizzy when I kiss her.

[Structo]

Sounds like a keeper Don.

[TUBEDUDE]

Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill 'em.
An old wealthy guy gave me some great financial advice;
If it flys, floats or fucks, rent it....of course it seemed much wiser after I got divorced.

[galtjunk]

If it has tits or tires, it's gonna cause problems.

[Jana]

MEN! Puppies are much easier to train, and, they grow up!

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't hate men. In fact, I think every woman should OWN at least one.

[Structo]

I was wondering if this was going to ruffle some feathers.

However, Jana made a great comment.

Stereotypes, we like 'em.

[Teleguy61]

I too have been waiting for you to chime in Jana.
Very cool response ma'am.