Dirty jokes

[strelok]

How do you know when it's bedtime in Neverland?

When the big hand and little hand touch.

[sluckey]

Two drunks lying in the alley next to a bar. One has his finger in the other's ass. A cop walks by and asks "What's going on?" One says "My buddy's sick. I'm trying to make him throw up." Cop, "What? With your finger up his ass?" Drunk says, "Just wait 'til I put my finger down his throat!"

These guys may need to buy some toothbrushes.

[TUBEDUDE]

A girl.tells her blond sister, " i fucked a Brazilian this weekend". The sister yells "You slut!.... How many is a brazillion?

[Structo]

Is this who we are?

[TUBEDUDE]

If by that you mean a country with a failing education system that leaves many students with a poor understanding of geography and mathematics, then yes.

if you mean complex people that can also appreciate even poor off color jokes, then, again yes.

[cbass]

A group of gay guys are sitting in a hot tub . all the sudden this huge blob of semen floats to the top and one of them says, gross !Who farted?

[stretch2011]

I cant beeleeve ud nok mi edukaytion

[67plexi]

China has this one correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4&sns=em

[xtian]

China has this one correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4&sns=em

[strelok]

Thats Lacist!

[eniam rognab]

Why is playing football like losing your virginity?

You end up bruised, tired, and hurting; but at least your dad came

[LeeMo]