This is why you're screwed if a chimp attacks you...

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Turbojunkie
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This is why you're screwed if a chimp attacks you...

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Been fascinated by the Great Apes for a while, especially since most of the species are on the way to extinction in the wild...

Here's a good look at why chimps can toss humans like a paper bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADk_4dTXt8

These hairless ones are just average size, nothing special or out of the ordinary besides having no coat of fur due to alopecia. Add the fact that chimps have a serious set of fangs and four hands to hold you down while they're mauling you.
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So, a chimp weighs in at 130 pounds on the high end and look at those muscles. Just imagine if bigfoot really exists and really is eight feet tall and six hundred pounds. He could grind your bones to meal without breaking a sweat.
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It's good that many Bigfoot sightings are in OR and WA. If the big guy is availing himself of the local herberies, maybe he'll be more laid back. I'm allergic to having my bones ground.
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Luckily we don't have those around here .
Chimps I mean there's all kinds of squatch
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Wow seeing the muscles on that thing says it all. But it ain't gonna toss me 'cause like hell I'm going near a freaky ape with no hair! Even chihuahuas freak me out, like a warm squirming bratwurst.
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Yeah, like that Chimp that tore the face off a owners female friend.

They are powerful wild animals no matter how cute they are.
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