Hand wired vs using feet

[Reeltarded]

I'm sick of buzz words and phrases. Artisinal. Small-batch lo-fi. Bespoke hi-rise.

Speaking of bespoke, so funny that one web thing that is 'bespoke box'.

For $$$$ per month they send you a box of Chinese surplus artisinal lo-fi small-batch. Bespoke is a stupid word.

So. Foot-wired large-batch guesstisinal m-ass produced for me, thanks. I like my coffee from a pot with several cups in it.

lol

[Phil_S]

I was with a bunch of friends earlier this week. Among other topics, we spent considerable time on what is meant by "articulate." We concluded, these days, it means everything but what it says in the dictionary. Language is now perverted. We can no longer communicate effectively. It's no wonder, the state of the world. Let's find a bespoke planet and move there.

[Reeltarded]

I'm going to stay here and eat the partisans.

Stupid spellchecker.

PARISIANS

[TUBEDUDE]

Toast them first.
https://youtu.be/EqBrw3rQvKo

[Phil_S]

If you add cheese and a slice of jambon, will that pass for a bespoke Croque Monsieur?

[pompeiisneaks]

If you add cheese and a slice of jambon, will that pass for a bespoke Croque Monsieur?

You spelled it wrong it's bespoké



~Phil

[maxkracht]

There must be at least one foot-wired amp onlyfans page...

[Reeltarded]

I got banned from OnlyFans for chewing my own toenails.

Randy Newman reminds me of that guy with that short people song. It's like everytime I hear Dead Flowers I am all like ".. sounds like dead flowers."

Oh] IM SORRY PHIL^ I MEANT DEAD FŁŒWĘRŠ:

[Reeltarded]

Thank God the Beatles died in that airplane that killed the Big Bopper so they wouldn't have to write songs about taktok.

[pompeiisneaks]

I got banned from OnlyFans for chewing my own toenails.

Randy Newman reminds me of that guy with that short people song. It's like everytime I hear Dead Flowers I am all like ".. sounds like dead flowers."

Oh] IM SORRY PHIL^ I MEANT DEAD FŁŒWĘRŠ:

We need your kind of random around here more often miles

~Phil

[Reeltarded]

You drive fast so they call you a raceist.

I drive the speed limit and get strip searched.

Cop wants to know what I am hiding. I think the sixth taser shot was just for fun.

"Sir! That's no weapon! It's my abbreviated intellect!"

"Get down! He used a big word!"

-seventh tasering in 1m18s-

"Abbreviated is using something less to signify something normally greater, ie; stands for.. shortened.."

"Concepts are going to get you killed! Dispatch, we are going to need more batteries!"

[M Fowler]

Thank God you didn't catch on fire being tased.

[Reeltarded]

Nobody said I didn't!