Monkeymatic barncaster

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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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Lumbercaster. Or maybe Boardcaster in anagrammatic homage to the original. Either way now you truly are a plank spanker.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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That's a really good looking guitar!
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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What finish did you end up doing?
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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cbass wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:56 pm What finish did you end up doing?
Eight coats of Minwax Wipe On Polyurethane Shiny. #0000 steel wool between coats every 3 hours...got tired of waiting for finish to build up! Finished with paste wax and buffer.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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martin manning wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 5:21 pm Lumbercaster. Or maybe Boardcaster in anagrammatic homage to the original. Either way now you truly are a plank spanker.
Blundercaster?
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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xtian wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:39 pm
Blundercaster?
Nah. What part of the house was it? Beamcaster? Raftercaster? :)
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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If you build a baritone tele it could be Subfloorcaster.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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Off the top:

Timbercaster
Billetcaster
Slabocaster
Upcycler
Telebastard
Telemonkey
Pine Rider
Twang Banger
Raftercaster
Fasciacaster (was this off the front of your home?)
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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Telebastard is already trademarked.
Was it a beam running perpendicular, under the floor joists? That's a girder.
Would be awesome if it was from a rafter going to a bastard hip.
TeleBastardhipraftercaster.
Or monkeycaster
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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Lumber was from interior wall, horizontal panels. Rustic, to say the least! Same house has amazing timber from the "flumes" up the hill (wooden aqueducts).
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Looks fab Xtian! Love the grain.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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xtian wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:24 pm Lumber was from interior wall, horizontal panels. Rustic, to say the least! Same house has amazing timber from the "flumes" up the hill (wooden aqueducts).
Wainscotaster?
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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xtian wrote: Sat Nov 11, 2023 5:24 pm Lumber was from interior wall, horizontal panels. Rustic, to say the least! Same house has amazing timber from the "flumes" up the hill (wooden aqueducts).
I see a Flumetop in your future.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster

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So the piece of wood is ~100 years old.

Centurycaster?
Centurion?
Hectocaster? (hecto- is the standard SI prefix for 100.)
Benjicaster? (Benjamin Franklin. 100 dollar bill.)
C-note caster?
...in which case it would definitely be worth a Lapdancecaster?

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