Bad joke from an old lady down the bar last night.

Andy Le Blanc · Post by **Andy Le Blanc** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:28 pm

So this lady who hangs around at this open mic asks me if I want to see
her new tatoo. So in the back of my mind I don't really want too.....

"cause you never know ....

So I play along.... OK..... She says its a cute little sea shell on her inner thigh.

"Oh really", "did it hurt", I said......

And then she say's " didn't hurt a bit, but if you put you're ear to it, you can smell the ocean"

I must apologize.... Delete the post if you must..... But it really is a true story.

Zippy · Post by **Zippy** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:53 pm

Please quantify "old"...

dartanion · Post by **dartanion** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:52 pm

Is that Mackerel?

Andy Le Blanc · Post by **Andy Le Blanc** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:18 pm

Old enough to know better, one of those you cant bring to the wrong party,
you just dont know what shes gonna say now, a blast.

I was thinking of posting it with the jump rope team athletics.

but...

Buschman · Post by **Buschman** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:35 pm

Nothing like fresh snapper

briane · Post by **briane** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:58 pm

someday you'll be old to.....

then you will reply 'I cant just smell the ocean, I can see it too!'

sorry, could not resist.

drhulsey · Post by **drhulsey** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:50 pm

Buschman wrote:Nothing like fresh snapper

CAREFUL

Some of them have TEETH

benoit · Post by **benoit** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:17 pm

drhulsey wrote:
Buschman wrote:Nothing like fresh snapper
CAREFUL
Some of them have TEETH

http://www.teethmovie.com/

skyboltone · Post by **skyboltone** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:30 pm

Thanks Andy:
I was having a so so day up until now.

dartanion · Post by **dartanion** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:28 pm

Funny schtuff! Yes!

drhulsey · Post by **drhulsey** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:41 am

benoit wrote: ... http://www.teethmovie.com/

I think I dated that girl

I'd recognize those fangs anywhere

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