Bullcrap

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:20 pm

My power was weak today. My internet was iffy. The roads were packed everywhere becaue of accidents.

It never got below 38° and it was lightly raining.

They closed every school and government agency tomorrow.

Seriously.

M Fowler · Post by **M Fowler** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:28 pm

There is always tonight and tomorrow if you're hoping for an arctic blast.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:31 pm

OMG its not 72°!! Arm yourselves!!

And like that.

Post by **Colossal** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:36 pm

All: Hrumph!

The Gov: I didn't get a hrumph outta that guy!

Le Petomane: Give the governor hrumph!

[worried] Guy: Hrumph!

The Gov: That's better...you watch your ass.

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:36 pm

They want everyone to be fearful and weakmided omg it might snow everyone panic.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:55 pm

The sirens went off. Loudpeakers on helicopters wailed a repeating broadcast. Citizens are to remain where they are and wait for rescue. I heard some shots just south of here. I think they may have caught my neighbor coming back from the mail box. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:56 pm

Good lord I hope you have milk and eggs apparently you die if you don't buy 3 months worth before a dusting.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:00 am

I don't need to go to the bathroom anymore. How embarrassing.

ampmike · Post by **ampmike** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:12 am

I dont run out to the store for bread anymore before a storm.We can survive without milk and bread for a day,Big deal

Chuck Millen · Post by **Chuck Millen** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:17 am

Wait, wait, I'll alert the media...

Leo_Gnardo · Post by **Leo_Gnardo** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:34 am

Ohh oww ow oooh! The Gumby family recommends:

set your tires afire. All 56000 tons and if that don't work burn the other 56000 ton pile. Sort of a smudge-pot effect. Oops somebody did that the other day and we're all outta tires... drat. There seems to be a piece of brain lodged in me haid - ooh owwww!

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:21 am

We burned all our tire rubber last week.

I understand conservation now.. now that it's too late.

The Amp Garage

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