Monkeymatic barncaster
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- martin manning
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Lumbercaster. Or maybe Boardcaster in anagrammatic homage to the original. Either way now you truly are a plank spanker.
Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
That's a really good looking guitar!
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What finish did you end up doing?
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Eight coats of Minwax Wipe On Polyurethane Shiny. #0000 steel wool between coats every 3 hours...got tired of waiting for finish to build up! Finished with paste wax and buffer.
I build and repair tube amps. http://amps.monkeymatic.com
Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Blundercaster?martin manning wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 5:21 pm Lumbercaster. Or maybe Boardcaster in anagrammatic homage to the original. Either way now you truly are a plank spanker.
I build and repair tube amps. http://amps.monkeymatic.com
Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
If you build a baritone tele it could be Subfloorcaster.
Tube junkie that aspires to become a tri-state bidirectional buss driver.
Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Off the top:
Timbercaster
Billetcaster
Slabocaster
Upcycler
Telebastard
Telemonkey
Pine Rider
Twang Banger
Raftercaster
Fasciacaster (was this off the front of your home?)
Timbercaster
Billetcaster
Slabocaster
Upcycler
Telebastard
Telemonkey
Pine Rider
Twang Banger
Raftercaster
Fasciacaster (was this off the front of your home?)
Just plug it in, man.
- cbass
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Telebastard is already trademarked.
Was it a beam running perpendicular, under the floor joists? That's a girder.
Would be awesome if it was from a rafter going to a bastard hip.
TeleBastardhipraftercaster.
Or monkeycaster
Was it a beam running perpendicular, under the floor joists? That's a girder.
Would be awesome if it was from a rafter going to a bastard hip.
TeleBastardhipraftercaster.
Or monkeycaster
Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Lumber was from interior wall, horizontal panels. Rustic, to say the least! Same house has amazing timber from the "flumes" up the hill (wooden aqueducts).
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Looks fab Xtian! Love the grain.
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- martin manning
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
So the piece of wood is ~100 years old.
Centurycaster?
Centurion?
Hectocaster? (hecto- is the standard SI prefix for 100.)
Benjicaster? (Benjamin Franklin. 100 dollar bill.)
C-note caster?
...in which case it would definitely be worth a Lapdancecaster?
I'll stop now.
Centurycaster?
Centurion?
Hectocaster? (hecto- is the standard SI prefix for 100.)
Benjicaster? (Benjamin Franklin. 100 dollar bill.)
C-note caster?
...in which case it would definitely be worth a Lapdancecaster?
I'll stop now.
Just plug it in, man.
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Re: Monkeymatic barncaster
Loosing pun control will make a meme out of nearly anything.
I want a scaley red one with a tin back that says SEE ROCK CITY.
I want a scaley red one with a tin back that says SEE ROCK CITY.
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.