Justin Carter, kid jailed for a sarcastic Facebook comment

[cbass]

...LIKE FISHIN AND RAISIN HELL

Not both at the same time time, I hope!

Sure why not?We do what we want out here.

[rp]

...LIKE FISHIN AND RAISIN HELL

Not both at the same time time, I hope!

Sure why not?We do what we want out here.

You'll scare the fish!

[tele caster]

They have to justify the trillion dollars they've spent somehow by showing how their keeping us all safe from the bad guys, while stuffing their pockets full of tax payer dollars.

[cbass]

Not both at the same time time, I hope!

Sure why not?We do what we want out here.

You'll scare the fish!

Hell if you want some fish i gots some Tnt.That'll scare em

[JazzGuitarGimp]

They have to justify the trillion dollars they've spent somehow by showing how their keeping us all safe from the bad guys, while stuffing their pockets full of tax payer dollars.

Either that, or this is just one more evolutionary step toward turning us all into a complacent flock of scared little sheep.

[cbass]

They have to justify the trillion dollars they've spent somehow by showing how their keeping us all safe from the bad guys, while stuffing their pockets full of tax payer dollars.

Either that, or this is just one more evolutionary step toward turning us all into a complacent flock of scared little sheep.

Well the bright side is sheep are Sexy

[Structo]

My favorite fishing lure is Dynamite.

Reminds me of the time I went fishing with a cop buddy of mine.

Once we paddled my little boat out to my favorite spot we got set to fish.
He spent all his time tying up his fancy, smancy, expensive, fish attracting lure.

Me?
I reached into my tackle box and pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it into the pond.
After the water and smoke settled, I paddled around picking up the fish.
The cop's jaw is on the deck.
He can't talk for a minute.
When he finds his voice, he starts telling me about how he can't believe what just happened and starts screaming to me about all the regulations I've broken.
While he's talking, I reached into the tackle box and grabbed another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to him and asked him:

You gonna fish or talk?

[JazzGuitarGimp]

My favorite fishing lure is Dynamite.

Reminds me of the time I went fishing with a cop buddy of mine.

Once we paddled my little boat out to my favorite spot we got set to fish.
He spent all his time tying up his fancy, smancy, expensive, fish attracting lure.

Me?
I reached into my tackle box and pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it into the pond.
After the water and smoke settled, I paddled around picking up the fish.
The cop's jaw is on the deck.
He can't talk for a minute.
When he finds his voice, he starts telling me about how he can't believe what just happened and starts screaming to me about all the regulations I've broken.
While he's talking, I reached into the tackle box and grabbed another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to him and asked him:

You gonna fish or talk?

Thanks Tom - that was a most excellent morning laugh!

[Reeltarded]

ROFL

I believe a federal point or two. AOW. NFA.

Permit?

[rp]

Thanks Tom - that was a most excellent morning laugh!

+1, well told tale.