Forget about amps, grab your axes!

alvarezh · Post by **alvarezh** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:16 am

http://www.guitarsite.com/news/features ... -are-sexy/

I'm single, so I'm going to get me an instructor right away!

Cheers

Blackburn · Post by **Blackburn** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:23 am

And amp builders are less attractive...

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:38 am

No real controls. Someone should have carried a tuba case.

cbass · Post by **cbass** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:59 am

They should have had a total asshole d-bag guy with a killbosa and some skin tight jeans.See what they pick then.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:23 am

The doctor in the Ferrari.

Off the menu, and still.

Structo · Post by **Structo** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:24 pm

I always knew I was three times more sexy than the average guy.....

That's why my wife always yells, Turn that shit down!

I reply, You got a pretty mouth, girl.

Cantplay · Post by **Cantplay** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:14 pm

Try it again with a Rottweiler puppy.

John

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:27 pm

Or an english bulldog. Chick magnet. Stinky squatted ugly little fellas, snot monster window washing little..

Ok, I need a new dog. Great.

vibratoking · Post by **vibratoking** » Thu May 16, 2013 8:57 pm

Off the menu, and still.

Yup, that's the secret. They're like putty in your trousers.

crbowman · Post by **crbowman** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:09 pm

Any questions?

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:30 pm

Yes. Anyone know that first girl's number?

vibratoking · Post by **vibratoking** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:00 pm

Yes, but I'm not sharing my stash with you.

Reeltarded · Post by **Reeltarded** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:11 pm

I am just looking for a friend.

Blackburn · Post by **Blackburn** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:13 pm

So is Henry Kaiser.

Build him an amp and charge him $100K. I'm sure you'll get along great.

crbowman · Post by **crbowman** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:29 pm

Henry may be the only guitarist that is more chick friendly without the guitar.

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