You can bury a sustainiac into a strat without it showing.
The first person I ever heard of feeding his guitar a speaker was Frank Zappa. I use volume! You think a Firebird is neck heavy? You should try a guitar with 9#'s clamped to the headstock.
Ebow is the key to life, and sustainiacs are just polyphonic ebows.
Zappa also had HotDots installed in the neck, neck joint, and body of the Monterey fire victim.
Why do I know so much about Zappa? Dunno. I hate the noises. I like music!
I don't know much about dancing, that's why I sing this song. One of my
legs is shorter than the other and boffa my feets too long...
-dons me now my fire ap-parel falalalala la la la laaaaaaaaah...-
Signatures have a 255 character limit that I could abuse, but I am not Cecil B. DeMille.